Stephanie Lock:
Lock, I have great plans for you.

Asa Lock:
Well, Steve, what do you want me to do?

Stephanie Lock:
Take a vacation.

Asa Lock:
Oh now, Steve, there you go, I...

Stephanie Lock:
We're both going out to the Lazy R. Sit in the sun all day and see who can spit the farthest.

Priscilla Lock:
What, may I ask, is the Lazy R?

Asa Lock:
A cow outfit I own about fifty miles out.

Stephanie Lock:
A ranch. You know, lots of ground with sky over it.

Gene Autry:
I think we've met the head man.

Frog Milhouse:
Who?

Gene Autry:
Asa Lock.

Frog Milhouse:
W-why Gene...

Gene Autry:
Yeah, he's very smooth on the outside...

Frog Milhouse:
Do you reckon he's one of them "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Lock?"

Frog Milhouse:
I got every word. Now look, you go to the, yeah, turn right, yeah, over to the, I see, I got it, thanks. You know if we follow this, we're lost before we even get started.