Cracked Nuts 
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Queen Carlotta: Your majesty... next week you will get your face on all coins of the realm!
Zander U. Parkhurst: Never mind gettin' my face on 'em - what I want to do is get my hands on 'em!
Queen Carlotta: Have you never thought seriously of marriage?
Zander U. Parkhurst: Certainly! That's why I'm single.
Queen Carlotta: Ah - love - love is intoxication...
Zander U. Parkhurst: Yeah, and marriage is the hangover!
Wendell Graham: No man with any sense would do a thing like that!
Wendell Graham: Well, you've got me there.
Wendell Graham: I'm not acting.