Drucker:
"Paramount Pictures presents 'The Freak.' This movie won't just scare you, it will fuck you up for life." I want to know how the fuck the word "fuck" gets in the New York fucking Times!

Stephen:
We can't level, you crazy bastard, we're in advertising!

Robles:
Porsche. It's a little too small to get laid IN it, but you get laid the minute you get out of it!

Kathy:
You may think phone service stinks since deregulation, but don't mess with us, because we're all you've got. In fact, if we fold, you'll have no damn phones. AT&T - we're tired of taking your crap!

Charles Drucker:
Total honesty in advertising began as a vision I had when I was a young ad man in Milwaukee...

Emory Leeson:
I don't believe that jerk!

Saabs:
I like Larry King!

Emory Leeson:
I'm talking about Drucker! He took all the credit!

Charles Drucker:
Harris. Say something honest, no holds barred.

Harris:
I like... small boys.

Charles Drucker:
About the product, you fucking idiot!

Kathy:
Pretty girls are breaking everybody's back.

Emory Leeson:
But you're pretty. I mean, really pretty.

Kathy:
Yes, but I don't have the problems normally associated with prettiness... because, when I was a child, I looked like Ed McMahon.