Annie McHugh:
Dr. Stark, I sense something is troubling you.

Dr. Stark:
Troubling is not the exact word I would use. Amazed, incredulous, mind-boggled... any of those words would be appropriate.

Captain Jamieson:
Max, what course are we on?

Captain Jamieson:
Why on Earth did they ever make these abusive and emotionally unstable computers?

Annie McHugh:
Remember, a major part of our training was to remain asexual.

Rodzinski:
I am asexual: a sexual fiend!

Annie McHugh:
If I were attacked by a pack of wild subterranean bush pigs and you possessed the only bush pig blaster in the universe, I would not want your company!

Annie McHugh:
Let's just hope that Dr. Stark is in a better world.

Rodzinski:
He's in that thing's stomach is where he is!

Captain Jamieson:
Max, can you pinpoint this thing precisely for us?

Captain Jamieson:
Max, don't be a stiff! Now, are there foreign bodies on this spacecraft?

Annie McHugh:
Max, I need you to do me a favor.

Annie McHugh:
Come on, Max, this is no time for you to be a little snot. We're going to need your help.