Creature Wasn't Nice 
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Annie McHugh: Dr. Stark, I sense something is troubling you.
Dr. Stark: Troubling is not the exact word I would use. Amazed, incredulous, mind-boggled... any of those words would be appropriate.
Captain Jamieson: Max, what course are we on?
Captain Jamieson: Why on Earth did they ever make these abusive and emotionally unstable computers?
Annie McHugh: Remember, a major part of our training was to remain asexual.
Rodzinski: I am asexual: a sexual fiend!
Annie McHugh: If I were attacked by a pack of wild subterranean bush pigs and you possessed the only bush pig blaster in the universe, I would not want your company!
Annie McHugh: Let's just hope that Dr. Stark is in a better world.
Rodzinski: He's in that thing's stomach is where he is!
Captain Jamieson: Max, can you pinpoint this thing precisely for us?
Captain Jamieson: Max, don't be a stiff! Now, are there foreign bodies on this spacecraft?
Annie McHugh: Max, I need you to do me a favor.
Annie McHugh: Come on, Max, this is no time for you to be a little snot. We're going to need your help.
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