Goldberg:
It's not enough that I get shot at on the ice, now I have to worry about getting hit after the game too.

Fulton:
You're a goalie, dude. Deal.

Mrs. Madigan:
Every Monday you will have a practice quiz. Every Wednesday you will have a real quiz. Every Friday you will have an exam. And any time I FEEL like it you will have a surprise quiz or exam.

Dwayne:
What'd he say?

Russ:
Something about a shrinking sphincter.

Connie:
This ninja stuff makes you look, I don't know, how would you say...

Guy Germaine:
Ruggedly handsome?

Connie:
Amazingly stupid.

Julie Gaffney:
Fulton scored, Fulton scored. I am really bored. Fulton's great, Fulton's great. A year ago he couldn't even skate.

Goldberg:
Great, now I have to worry about being nailed off the ice as well.

Fulton:
You're a goalie, dude, deal.

Goldberg:
Thanks, Fulton, real sensitive.

Fulton:
You're welcome.

Dwayne:
Waiter I have too many forks... I only need one... Ya'll... It's just...

Dwayne:
Hey, what's this lil' bitty one for?

Coach Orion:
Goldberg, when's the last time you practiced?

Goldberg:
Well, we don't really practice per say. We either play or... play around.