D3: The Mighty Ducks 
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Goldberg: It's not enough that I get shot at on the ice, now I have to worry about getting hit after the game too.
Fulton: You're a goalie, dude. Deal.
Mrs. Madigan: Every Monday you will have a practice quiz. Every Wednesday you will have a real quiz. Every Friday you will have an exam. And any time I FEEL like it you will have a surprise quiz or exam.
Dwayne: What'd he say?
Russ: Something about a shrinking sphincter.
Connie: This ninja stuff makes you look, I don't know, how would you say...
Guy Germaine: Ruggedly handsome?
Connie: Amazingly stupid.
Julie Gaffney: Fulton scored, Fulton scored. I am really bored. Fulton's great, Fulton's great. A year ago he couldn't even skate.
Goldberg: Great, now I have to worry about being nailed off the ice as well.
Fulton: You're a goalie, dude, deal.
Goldberg: Thanks, Fulton, real sensitive.
Fulton: You're welcome.
Dwayne: Waiter I have too many forks... I only need one... Ya'll... It's just...
Dwayne: Hey, what's this lil' bitty one for?
Coach Orion: Goldberg, when's the last time you practiced?
Goldberg: Well, we don't really practice per say. We either play or... play around.
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