Sen. Blakely:
Not all savages paint their faces and wear eagle feathers!

Matthew Barnes:
Charity case. Nothing but charity cases. Who is gonna pay for this funeral?

John Banner:
You'll find $300 in his vest pocket. You take out for his funeral and send the rest to his nearest relative.

Matthew Barnes:
Nearest relative, huh?

Matthew Barnes:
Nephew, you just found yourself an uncle.