Just a minute, Mrs Upjohn. That looks like a horse pill to me.
Oh, you've taken them before.
Are you sure, Doctor, you haven't made a mistake?
You have nothing to worry about. The last patient I gave one of those to won the Kentucky Derby.
May I examine this, please? Do you actually give those to your patients? Isn't it awfully large for a pill?
Well, it was too small for a basketball, and I didn't know what to do with it. Say, you're awfully large for a pill yourself.
Dr. Hackenbush tells me I'm the only case in history. I have high blood pressure on my right side and low blood pressure on my left side.
Dr. Leopold X. Steinberg:
There is no such thing. She looks as healthy as any woman I ever met.
You don't look as though you've ever met a healthy woman.