Bernard:
You know what they say: "To save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs."

Dr. Fred:
Get me out of here! I feel like I'm pupating!

Bernard:
How's Dr. Fred?

Bernard:
How did he stop sleepwalking?

Laverne:
This is all your fault Bernard.

Dr. Fred:
Behold, children! The Chron-O-John!

Hoagie:
Doc, can't you just send Bernard?

Dr. Fred:
No, you must all go to increase the odds that one of you will make it there alive.

Bernard:
Has any people even been hurt in this thing?

Dr. Fred:
Of course not! This is the first time, I never tried it on people.

Dr. Fred:
Leaping labrats!

Bernard:
Dr. Fred!

Dr. Fred:
What have you done this time, you meddling milquetoast? Now Purple Tentacle is free to use his evil mutant powers to take over the world, and ENSLAVE ALL HUMANITY!

Bernard:
Whoops.

Dr. Fred:
I think I've made myself totally clear, Step one: Find Plans, Step two: Save World, Step three: Get out of my house! Let's get cracking!

Hoagie:
We may not live to see yesterday...

Dr. Fred:
Soon we'll all be speaking... Well, English I guess.

Hoagie:
Bernard, float over here so I can punch you.