Shropshire Slasher:
I told the nice gen'lman I'd give meself up now, mother.

Shropshire Slasher's Mother:
You always was a good boy, Slasher.

Porky Watkins:
Er, tell me, Holmes - at what school did you learn to be a detective?

Dorlock Holmes:
Elementary, my dear Watkins, elementary.

Dorlock Holmes:
You may be big, but I'm small.

Dorlock Holmes:
I may be down, but the jig is up.

Dorlock Holmes:
Watkins, in a moment there'll be a knock at the door heralding the start of the case of the Shropshire Slasher. Answer it. My pants are caught in a nail.

Porky Watkins:
Name? Speak up, old boy.

Shropshire Slasher:
Shropshire Slasher.

Porky Watkins:
Occupation?

Shropshire Slasher:
Shropshire Slasher.