See this ring? Topaz, my mother's birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?
Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it?
Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring.
There you go. That's uhh... $11.50.
Ahh, no, no. Perhaps you misunderstood me. I wish to cancel my original order of the martini and two olives, and go for just the plain cranberry juice, by itself, for the three dollars. And I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.
Ahh, perhaps you don't understand. Ahh... if you don't pay me now, I'm going to uhh... take this swizzle-stick, and uhh... I'll be shoving that right up your pee-hole.
I don't understand why women do it. I don't see how they can get any pleasure from it. It's gross and unnatural. It's not supposed to go up there. Frankly, I don't even understand why men want that kind of thing either.
So you're opposed to women being involved in modern space exploration?
Absolutely! Frankly, I'd rather take it up the butt
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