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Die Another Day Quotes (2002)
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Famous Die Another Day Quotations
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The 20th James Bond adventure, Die Another Day succeeds on three important fronts: it avoids comparison to Austin Powers by keeping its cheesy humor in check, allows Halle Berry to be sexy and worthy of a spinoff franchise, and keeps pace with the technical wizardry that modern action films demand. Pierce Brosnan's got style and staying power as James Bond, now bearing little resemblance to Ian Fleming's original British super-spy, but able to hold his own at the box office. He's paired with American agent Jinx (Berry) in chasing a genetically altered North Korean villain (Rick Yune) armed with a satellite capable of destroying just about anything. John Cleese and Judi Dench reprise their recurring roles (as "Q" and "M," respectively); they're accompanied by weapons-laden sports cars, a hokey cameo by Madonna (who sings the techno-pulsed theme song), and enough double-entendres to keep Bond-philes adequately shaken and stirred. With clever nods to 007's cinematic legacy, Die Another Day makes you welcome the familiar end-credits promise: James Bond will return. --Jeff Shannon
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- Colonel Moon: That'll teach you to lecture me. Get me another anger management therapist. »
- Colonel Moon: You will not live to see the day all Korea is ruled by the North.
James Bond: Then you and I have something in common. »
- Falco: I hope nobody here's superstitious. We're about to break the world's biggest mirror. »
- Falco: James Bond. You think he was some kind of hero. »
- Falco: James Bond... just in time for the fireworks.
James Bond: Let's get down to business. »
- Falco: We're here in case things escalate, not to make sure they do. »
- Falco: You get your house in order, or we're gonna do it for you. »
- Falco: You were supposed to throw away the key, not leave the door wide open.
M: Are you saying I had a hand in his escape?
Falco: Well, he did get away real fast. »
- Graves: Are you a gambling man Mr. Bond?
James Bond: If the stakes are right. »
- Graves: Armed and very dangerous. »
- Graves: Care to place a bet, Verity?
Verity: No, thanks. I don't like cockfights. »
- Graves: I get to use everything of hers' at my disposal. Her brains... her talent... even her sex.
James Bond: The coldest weapon of all. »
- Graves: I have to live my dreams. »
- Graves: I never get furious. As we say in fencing, "What's the point?' »
- Graves: I prefer the term adventurer. »
- Graves: It's not a secret, it's a surprise. »
- Graves: Look. Parachutes for both of us.
Graves: Whoops. Not anymore. »
- Graves: The pleasure of the kill is in the chase. »
- Graves: Time to draw the line. »
- Graves: What a wonderful day to become a knight. »
- Graves: Ya see Mr. Bond, you can't kill my dreams. But my dreams can kill you. Time to face destiny.
James Bond: Time to face gravity. »
- Graves: You have no idea how much Icarus is about to change your world. »
- Graves: You only get one shot at life. Why waste it on sleep? »
- James Bond: Can I expect the pleasure of you in Iceland?
Miranda Frost: I'm afraid you'll never have that pleasure, Mr. Bond. »
- James Bond: Do you believe in bad luck?
Jinx: Let's just say my relationships don't seem to last.
James Bond: I know the feeling. »
- James Bond: I know the rules, and number one is "no deals'. »
- James Bond: I see you don't chase dreams, you live them.
Graves: One of the virtues of never sleeping. »
- James Bond: I'm checking out. Thanks for the Kiss of Life. »
- James Bond: I'm looking for a North Korean.
Raul: Tourist?
James Bond: Terrorist.
Raul: One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. »
- James Bond: I'm not that kind of customer. »
- James Bond: No?
James Bond: You do now. »
- James Bond: Not Jinx anymore?
Jinx: Oh, I'll always be a jinx to you. »
- James Bond: Saved by the bell. »
- James Bond: So you live to die another day. »
- James Bond: The same person who set me up then has just set me up again, so I'm going after him. »
- James Bond: Vodka martini, plenty of ice... if you can spare it. »
- James Bond: What are you, CIA?
Jinx: NSA. Hello, we're on the same side.
James Bond: Doesn't mean we're after the same thing.
Jinx: Sure it does. World peace, unconditional love, and our little friend with the expensive acne. »
- James Bond: You burned me, and now you want my help?
M: Did you expect an apology? »
- James Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look.
Q: Still, better than looking cleverer than you are. »
- James Bond: You must be joking.
Q: As I learned from my predecessor, Bond, I never joke about my work. »
- James Bond: Zao, I've been traded. Your time will come.
Zao: Yes, but not as soon as yours. »
- Jinx: Giacinta Johnson. My friends call me Jinx.
James Bond: My friends call me James Bond. »
- Jinx: Ornithologist, huh? Wow. Now there's a mouthful. »
- Jinx: Wait, don't pull it out. I'm not finished with it yet.
James Bond: See? It's a perfect fit.
Jinx: Uh-hm. Leave it in.
James Bond: It's gotta come out sooner or later.
Jinx: No, leave it in, please. Few more minutes?
James Bond: We really have to get these back.
Jinx: Still the good guys, huh?
James Bond: I'm still not quite sure how good you are.
Jinx: I am so good.
James Bond: Especially when you're bad. »
- M: Knowing who to trust is everything in this business. »
- Miranda Frost: He'll light the fuse on any explosive situation, and be a danger to himself and others. »
- Miranda Frost: I can read your every move.
Jinx: Read *this*, bitch. »
- Miranda Frost: I know all about you - sex for dinner, death for breakfast. »
- Miranda Frost: I'll show you your room.
James Bond: A palace of ice; you must feel right at home. »
- Miranda Frost: Mr. Bond. And Miss...?
Jinx: Swift, "Space and Technology" magazine.
Miranda Frost: Really? I take it Mr. Bond's been explaining his Big Bang theory?
Jinx: Oh yeah, I think I got the thrust of it. »
- Miranda Frost: This is crazy. You're a double O.
James Bond: It's only a number... »
- Mr. Kil: I'm Mr. Kil.
James Bond: Now there's a name to die for. »
- Q: I wish I could make you vanish. »
- Q: Must you touch everything? »
- Q: There's always an excuse, isn't there Double-0-Zero? »
- Q: Yes. Well, it's called the future, so get used to it. »
- Verity: I see you handle your weapon well.
James Bond: I have been known to keep my tip up. »
- Zao: It appears we are equal... in the eyes of spies.
James Bond: Equal... but not even. »
- Zao: Who sent you?
Jinx: Your mama. And she told me to tell you she's really disappointed in you. »
- Zao: Why are you trying to kill me?
Jinx: I thought it was the humane thing to do. »
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