Disturbed: M.O.L. 
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Guitarist: See, Fuzz? This is what we talk about whenever you walk out of the room.
Guitarist: Youre gay!
Lead Singer: This is Johnny K's ear... notice that up close it is quite large... but notice how if you back away, it is abnormally small.
Drummer: This is the beginning of the Mikey chronicles! I ain't even drunk yet but just wait! Get ready... for the all time... Mike Wengren.
Bass Guitarist: Just to clarify a few things here... that is our drummer... and that is daylight!
Drummer: That's because you gave him a pussy pash!
Bass Guitarist: What did they say about my pants?