Guitarist:
See, Fuzz? This is what we talk about whenever you walk out of the room.

Guitarist:
You’re gay!

Lead Singer:
This is Johnny K's ear... notice that up close it is quite large... but notice how if you back away, it is abnormally small.

Drummer:
This is the beginning of the Mikey chronicles! I ain't even drunk yet but just wait! Get ready... for the all time... Mike Wengren.

Bass Guitarist:
Just to clarify a few things here... that is our drummer... and that is daylight!

Drummer:
That's because you gave him a pussy pash!

Bass Guitarist:
What did they say about my pants?