Do the Right Thing

Buggin' Out:
Yo Mookie!

Mookie:
What?

Buggin' Out:
Stay black.

Buggin' Out:
You the man.

Mookie:
No you the man.

Buggin' Out:
You the man.

Mookie:
No you the man.

Buggin' Out:
No. I'm just a struggling black man trying to keep my dick hard in a cruel and harsh world.

Mookie:
Pino, f*** you, f*** your f***in' pizza, and f*** Frank Sinatra.

Pino:
Yeah? Well f*** you too, and f*** Michael Jackson.

Radio Raheem:
Let me tell you a story about right and wrong. The left hand and the right hand. The left hand is hate. The right hand is love.

Da Mayor:
Doctor...

Mookie:
C'mon, what. What?

Da Mayor:
Always do the right thing.

Mookie:
That's it?

Da Mayor:
That's it.

Mookie:
I got it, I'm gone.

Tina:
Trust you? The last time I trusted you, Mookie, I ended up with a son.

Buggin' Out:
Yo Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass!

Sal:
You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me! Here, here's your boycott, up your ass you've got a boycott!

Sal:
Hey! The only ass-kicking that's gonna be done around here is gonna be done by me!

Radio Raheem:
Give me 20 D Energizers.

Sonny:
20 C Energizers?

Radio Raheem:
Not C, D.

Sonny:
C Energizers?

Radio Raheem:
D motherf***er, D. Learn to speak English first, all right?

Kim:
How many you say?

Radio Raheem:
20, motherf***er, 20.

Sonny:
Motherf*** you!

Radio Raheem:
Motherf*** you? You, you all right, man.

Pino:
I detest this place like a sickness.

Sal:
Pino, get a broom and sweep out front.

Pino:
Vito, get a broom and sweep out front.

Vito:
Huh?

Pino:
Get a broom and sweep out front.

Vito:
What?

Pino:
GET A BROOM AND SWEEP OUT FRONT!

Vito:
See Pop, it's just what I was telling ya, every time you tell Pino what to do, he tells me to do what you told him what to do.

Mother Sister:
Hey, you old drunk, what did I tell you about drinking in front of my stoop? Move on, you're blocking my view. You are ugly enough, don't stare at me, the Evil Eye doesn't work on me.

Da Mayor:
Mother Sister, you've been talkin' about me for 18 years. What have I ever done to you?

Mother Sister:
You a drunk fool!

Da Mayor:
Besides that? Da Mayor don't bother nobody and nobody no bother Da Mayor but you. The Man just tends to his own business, I love everybody, I even love you.

Mother Sister:
Hold your tongue, you don't have that much love!

Da Mayor:
One day you're gonna be nice to me. We may both be dead and buried, but you're gonna be nice, at least civil.

Buggin' Out:
You almost knocked me down man, the word is "excuse me."

Clifton:
Ah, excuse me, I'm sorry.

Buggin' Out:
Not only did ya knock me down, you stepped on my brand new white Air Jordan's I just bought, and that's all you can say is "excuse me"?

Clifton:
What, are you serious?

Buggin' Out:
Yeah, I'm serious, I'll f*** you up quick two times!

Punchy:
Two times!

Buggin' Out:
Who told you to step on my sneakers, who told you to walk on my side of the block, who told you to be in my neighborhood?

Clifton:
I own this brownstone.

Buggin' Out:
Who told you to buy a brownstone on my block, in my neighborhood, on my side of the street? Yo, what you wanna live in a black neighborhood for anyway, man, motherf*** gentrification!

Mister Senor Love Daddy:
Yes children, this is the cool-out corner. We're slowing it down for all the lovers in the house. I'll be giving you all the help you need, musically, that is.

Mister Senor Love Daddy:
My people, my people, what can I say, say what I can. I saw it but didn't believe it, I didn't believe what I saw. Are we gonna live together, together are we gonna live?

Mother Sister:
Good morning.

Da Mayor:
Is it a good morning?

Mother Sister:
Yes, indeed. You almost got yourself killed last night.

Da Mayor:
I've done that before. Where did you sleep?

Mother Sister:
I didn't.

Da Mayor:
Hope the block is still standing.

Mother Sister:
We're still standing.

Sal:
The f*** is wrong with you? This ain't about money, I could give a f*** about money. You see this f***ing place? I built this f***ing place, with my bare f***ing hands! Every light socket, every piece of tile, me, with these f***ing hands!

Mister Senor Love Daddy:
Whoa! Ya'll take a chill! You got to cool that sh*t off! And that's the double-truth, Ruth!

Sweet Dick Willie:
You wanna boycott someone? You ought to start with the goddamn barber that f***ed up your head.

Mookir:
Dago, garlic-breath, guinea, pizza-slingin', spaghetti-bendin', Vic Damone, Perry Como, Luciano Pavarotti, Sole Mio, nonsingin' motherf***er!

Pino:
You gold-teeth-gold-chain-wearin', fried-chicken-and-biscuit-eatin', monkey, ape, baboon, big thigh, fast-runnin', three-hundred-sixty-degree-basketball-dunkin' spade Moulan Yan.

Black Panther eat pizza we eat pizza. Boooyyyeee.