Dog Park 
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Lorna: So what do you do for a living?
Andy: I... I write classified ads.
Lorna: I've read some of your work. Some of it's pretty good.
Andy: You're wearing the uniform of the depressed: Sweatpants and a raincoat.
Callum: Would you like to groove to my hacky-sack vibe?
Lorna: I... I... I wouldn't, no.
Lorna: You're not one of those guys who yaps about love and brings up his ex-girlfriend and then goes AWOL, are you?
Dr. Cavan: What's wrong, Mogli?
Andy: Didn't your mother teach you to break up with some style?
Cheryl: You just... you just have to get over it.
Andy: "Get over it?" It's been four days.
Cheryl: You gotta just... get over it.
Andy: Get over it? It's only been four DAYS.
Cheryl: Andy's been pumping the nutritionist who bought him at the auction.
Jeri: How'd the date go?
Andy: I got Ninja-Fucked.
Andy: What do you wanna do?
Kieran: Let's have sex.
Andy: That's a rare idea. All we do is have sex. I think one day you're gonna kill me if I can't perform.
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