Jacqueline:
I would do anything for you. Anything. Your wish is my command; and your desire is my desire.

The Black Fingernail:
Really?

Jacqueline:
Hmm-mm.

The Black Fingernail:
Methinks, if I play my cards right, I might be on to a good thing here.

Citizen Robespierre:
Have either of you ever seen a man looking like that?

Camembert:
Well, it's marvelous what you can do with a bit of padding. If I could just have a bit of a prod...

Citizen Robespierre:
No you cannot have a bit of a prod! Imbecile! Admit it. This Fingernail has made a monkey of you, yet again.

Lady Binder:
But then, you've always had magnificent balls, and I wouldn't miss one of them.

The Black Fingernail:
Thank you Lady Binder.

The Black Fingernail:
Excuse me, my dear. May I cut in?

Lady Binder:
Of course Rodney.

Duc De Pommfrit:
Come here, you little vixen!

Desiree Dubarry:
Oh, get off! Stop it!