Doppelgänger

David Poulson:
Does our side have anything like this?

Mark Neuman:
We do now.

Jason Webb:
When are you going to nail him?

Mark Neuman:
That depends on how much rope we give him,

Jason Webb:
Lisa! This access restriction, it must be widened.

Lisa Hartmann:
To whom?

Jason Webb:
Hassler, Doctor Hassler!

Mark Neuman:
You're serving up information on a plate. To our prime suspect.

Jason Webb:
That's my responsibility. Your responsibility is this! IF he shows his hand, I don't want an arrest. Understood?

Mark Neuman:
Understood.

Jason Webb:
You are going to sit there and watch me take a man for one billion dollars.

John Kane:
The words of an egotistical megalomaniac.

Jason Webb:
Remind me to be as charitable to you when one of your rockets blows up on the pad.

Glenn Ross:
You know when a rocket is ready, but you don't know when a man is ready, Kane isn't.

Jason Webb:
I know more about human nature than anyone else here at EuroSEC. That's why I am in this office.

John Kane:
I could grow attached to those.

Dr. Pontini:
That's the idea. Now you can be hooked up to the heart, lung, and kidney machine during flight. With sedation, you'll sleep, three weeks there, and three weeks back.

John Kane:
That part I'm looking forward to.

Jason Webb:
Are you telling me that you don't know anyone here? Your wife? Lisa? Neuman?

Col. Glenn Ross:
Only their Doppelgangers.

Jason Webb:
I've been thinking John, about the second astronaut to accompany Ross.

John Kane:
Well Bogemann is the obvious choice, or Mitchell.

Jason Webb:
If we want just an astronaut, I agree.

John Kane:
But?

Jason Webb:
It occurs to me, that we need someone more flexible.

John Kane:
Well they're trained to be-

Jason Webb:
I mean, in terms of knowledge. Someone who could take full advantage of any findings on the new planet, no matter how bizarre or unusual they happen to be.

John Kane:
You mean an astrophysicist. (a beat) Me?

Jason Webb:
The idea doesn't appeal to you?

John Kane:
You must be joking!

Jason Webb:
It'll grow on you.

Col. Glenn Ross:
See you in three weeks.

Col. Glenn Ross:
It'd better, you made it.

Doctor Hassler:
Sorry, Sergeant.

Doctor Hassler:
(joking) Now my plan is ruined. You see, this is not a pen at all. It's a "secret camera".

Lisa Hartmann:
That was a penny for your thoughts. If they are as confused as mine, perhaps sharing them will help?

Glenn Ross:
Did you say a penny? Well, it's a buyer's market.

Lisa Hartmann:
Sharon has left?

Glenn Ross:
Yeah. You know, in way she left a long time ago.

Jason Webb:
We discover a NEW planet! In OUR OWN solar system! Military and scientific implications BEYOND comprehension! We ask our *friends*, for a *few* dollars, and it's "No Go!".

David Poulson:
One *billion* dollars, Jason.

Jason Webb:
Cheap at TWICE the price!

David Poulson:
Does our side have anything like this?

Mark Neuman:
We do now.

Jason Webb:
When are you going to nail him?

Mark Neuman:
That depends on how much rope we give him,

Jason Webb:
Lisa! This access restriction, it must be widened.

Lisa Hartmann:
To whom?

Jason Webb:
Hassler, Doctor Hassler!

Mark Neuman:
You're serving up information on a plate. To our prime suspect.

Jason Webb:
That's my responsibility. Your responsibility is this! IF he shows his hand, I don't want an arrest. Understood?

Mark Neuman:
Understood.

Jason Webb:
You are going to sit there and watch me take a man for one billion dollars.

John Kane:
The words of an egotistical megalomaniac.

Jason Webb:
Remind me to be as charitable to you when one of your rockets blows up on the pad.

Glenn Ross:
You know when a rocket is ready, but you don't know when a man is ready, Kane isn't.

Jason Webb:
I know more about human nature than anyone else here at EuroSEC. That's why I am in this office.

John Kane:
I could grow attached to those.

Dr. Pontini:
That's the idea. Now you can be hooked up to the heart, lung, and kidney machine during flight. With sedation, you'll sleep, three weeks there, and three weeks back.

John Kane:
That part I'm looking forward to.

Jason Webb:
Are you telling me that you don't know anyone here? Your wife? Lisa? Neuman?

Col. Glenn Ross:
Only their Doppelgangers.

Jason Webb:
I've been thinking John, about the second astronaut to accompany Ross.

John Kane:
Well Bogemann is the obvious choice, or Mitchell.

Jason Webb:
If we want just an astronaut, I agree.

John Kane:
But?

Jason Webb:
It occurs to me, that we need someone more flexible.

John Kane:
Well they're trained to be-

Jason Webb:
I mean, in terms of knowledge. Someone who could take full advantage of any findings on the new planet, no matter how bizarre or unusual they happen to be.

John Kane:
You mean an astrophysicist. (a beat) Me?

Jason Webb:
The idea doesn't appeal to you?

John Kane:
You must be joking!

Jason Webb:
It'll grow on you.

[Preparing for hibernation]

Col. Glenn Ross:
See you in three weeks.

Dr. John Kane:
Let's hope the alarm goes off.

Col. Glenn Ross:
It'd better, you made it.

Desk Sergeant:
Your pen, Doctor Hassler.

Doctor Hassler:
Sorry, Sergeant.

[removes pen from pocket and hands to sergeant]

Doctor Hassler:
(joking) Now my plan is ruined. You see, this is not a pen at all. It's a "secret camera".

Desk Sergeant:
Better luck next time, Doctor.

Lisa Hartmann:
That was a penny for your thoughts. If they are as confused as mine, perhaps sharing them will help?

Glenn Ross:
Did you say a penny? Well, it's a buyer's market.

Lisa Hartmann:
Sharon has left?

Glenn Ross:
Yeah. You know, in way she left a long time ago.

Jason Webb:
We discover a NEW planet! In OUR OWN solar system! Military and scientific implications BEYOND comprehension! We ask our *friends*, for a *few* dollars, and it's "No Go!".

David Poulson:
One *billion* dollars, Jason.

Jason Webb:
Cheap at TWICE the price!

Sharon Ross:
You went up there a man, you came back half a man.

Glenn Ross:
[Holding up contraceptive pills] Maybe this is why we're not having any kids!

Glenn Ross:
[defeated, sitting in a wheelchair] And they still don't believe me?