Dorf on Golf 
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Dorf: Leonard, why don't you consider getting to bed a little early tonight? You wouldn't want to miss a visit from the IQ fairy.
Dorf: Leonard, get me the three.
Dorf: Yes, Leonard. One, two, four, five, figure out what's missing.
Leonard: I got it!
Dorf: Good, Leonard! You get your numbers and colors down and you're going to be a real threat!
Leonard: Ya got a pencil?
Dorf: Now why would I be having a pencil?
Leonard: So I can mark the ball.
Dorf: Now Leonard, with dat well-trained caddy eye of yours, how far would you say we are from da nearest hole?
Leonard: You know, you got thirty-six points on the first three holes alone!
Dorf: Boom-Boom? Da sign go bang-bang here.
Leonard: You got a lotta points now!