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Daffy Duck: I will now play a passage from a famous opera, and you must name the opera.
Porky Pig: But... but I'm weary.
Daffy Duck: Listen carefully!
Daffy Duck: And there you have it! Now, what's the opera?
Porky Pig: C-Cavalleria Rusticana?
Daffy Duck: Audience?
Daffy Duck: Who was the Father of our country?
Porky Pig: Th-That's easy! G-George W-Wash...
Daffy Duck: Aw, I'm sorry! Time's up! You don't get the Super Chief, but you're still the winner of the Rocky Mountains, a 17-jeweled Half Nelson, and the La Brea Tar Pits!
Porky Pig: L-Lucky me!
Daffy Duck: This program is brought to you by the Eagle Hands Laundry. Does your eagle have dirty mitts?
Daffy Duck: Listen, bub, you've got 32 teeth, would you like to try for 16?
Porky Pig: Are you th-th-threatening me, because I...
Daffy Duck: HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP! This cry for help has been brought to you by the Eagle Hand Laundry.
Porky Pig: I w-want my jackpot!
Daffy Duck: Oh, well, fair is fair.
Daffy Duck: Here's you pot, Jack.
Porky Pig: B-but my name's not Jack
Daffy Duck: Oh, I'm sorry, but this pot was made specifically for Jack. Jack-pot, get it? Your name isn't Jack, so you must pay the penalty!
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