Daffy Duck:
I will now play a passage from a famous opera, and you must name the opera.

Porky Pig:
But... but I'm weary.

Daffy Duck:
Listen carefully!

Daffy Duck:
And there you have it! Now, what's the opera?

Porky Pig:
C-Cavalleria Rusticana?

Daffy Duck:
Audience?

Daffy Duck:
Who was the Father of our country?

Porky Pig:
Th-That's easy! G-George W-Wash...

Daffy Duck:
Aw, I'm sorry! Time's up! You don't get the Super Chief, but you're still the winner of the Rocky Mountains, a 17-jeweled Half Nelson, and the La Brea Tar Pits!

Porky Pig:
L-Lucky me!

Daffy Duck:
This program is brought to you by the Eagle Hands Laundry. Does your eagle have dirty mitts?

Daffy Duck:
Listen, bub, you've got 32 teeth, would you like to try for 16?

Porky Pig:
Are you th-th-threatening me, because I...

Daffy Duck:
HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP! This cry for help has been brought to you by the Eagle Hand Laundry.

Porky Pig:
I w-want my jackpot!

Daffy Duck:
Oh, well, fair is fair.

Daffy Duck:
Here's you pot, Jack.

Porky Pig:
B-but my name's not Jack

Daffy Duck:
Oh, I'm sorry, but this pot was made specifically for Jack. Jack-pot, get it? Your name isn't Jack, so you must pay the penalty!