Duke Nukem 3D 
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Duke Nukem: Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?
Duke Nukem: What are you waiting for? Christmas?
Duke Nukem: It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. But I'm all out of gum.
Duke Nukem: You are an inspiration for birth control.
Duke Nukem: Shit Happens...
Duke Nukem: Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!
Duke Nukem: Groovy!
Duke Nukem: Uh, Uh, Uh. Where is it?
Duke Nukem: I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your neck (after killing boss does just that)
Duke Nukem: Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
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