Amityville 3-D 
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Lisa: I hear you bought yourself a haunted house.
John Baxter: I just bought the house, not the ghost.
Elliot West: A famous writer once said "Reality is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes."
Melanie: I don't want another one of your rational explanations, John. I know what I experienced, and I'm not crazy.