John Wintergreen:
I'm gonna do for you, in six weeks, what it took someone six months to do for me: nothin'.

Sgt. Ryker:
TEN-HUT! Good morning, you fascists. You pigs. You bigots. You PINKOS. You FAGS! You BASTARDS. Fuzz. This indoctrination of vocal harassment was compiled by our own Juvenile Division in preparation for the concert this weekend.

John Wintergreen:
I need you to give me some information.

Pig Man:
I'll give you some information. You're standing in pigshit.

Harve Poole:
Incompetence is the worst form of corruption.

John Wintergreen:
There ain't nothin' I hate more in this world than that elephant under my ass.