Ernest Goes to Camp 
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Mr. Tipton: Okay, one more chance, but your boys better get with the program. Know what I mean?
Ernest P. Worrell: Oh I know what you mean, sir, thank you.
Nurse St. Cloud: And that was the ritual of the Blade, the Stone, and the Arrow.
Ernest P. Worrell: Like in our culture: Paper, Rock, Scissors.
Ernest P. Worrell: One monkey don't stop no show.
Counselor Stennis: You're gonna learn to swim the Stennis way.
Ernest P. Worrell: All aboard that's going ashore!
Ernest P. Worrell: I did it! I took the Lindbergh baby! I am 'Josef Mengele' qv! AAAHHH!
Mr. Tipton: What happened?
Chief St. Cloud: Ernest broke the sign.
Mr. Tipton: Well, at least nobody was hurt.
Mr. Tipton: Have you ever held a leadership position?
Ernest P. Worrell: I had a ant farm once.
Ernest P. Worrell: Somethin' burnin'? Ayyy-EWW!
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