Mr. Tipton:
Okay, one more chance, but your boys better get with the program. Know what I mean?

Ernest P. Worrell:
Oh I know what you mean, sir, thank you.

Nurse St. Cloud:
And that was the ritual of the Blade, the Stone, and the Arrow.

Ernest P. Worrell:
Like in our culture: Paper, Rock, Scissors.

Ernest P. Worrell:
One monkey don't stop no show.

Counselor Stennis:
You're gonna learn to swim the Stennis way.

Ernest P. Worrell:
All aboard that's going ashore!

Ernest P. Worrell:
I did it! I took the Lindbergh baby! I am 'Josef Mengele' qv! AAAHHH!

Mr. Tipton:
What happened?

Chief St. Cloud:
Ernest broke the sign.

Mr. Tipton:
Well, at least nobody was hurt.

Mr. Tipton:
Have you ever held a leadership position?

Ernest P. Worrell:
I had a ant farm once.

Ernest P. Worrell:
Somethin' burnin'? Ayyy-EWW!