Perhaps I didn't make myself clear. My portable is making this awful grinding noise, and there's this smell, like valuable proprietary data going up in smoke.
Don't worry about that, it's a common problem on the portables.
When it catches on fire and the sprinklers go off, we really will have a common problem.
Oh, if you want the sprinkler system disabled, that's going to be facilities management.
We're going to fit this into our current release schedule, Bob.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to say that's impossible.
I think what my dear colleague, Dave, is trying to say is that this is beyond our capabilities as an organization to complete.
Please, listen to him. This could destroy Synergy Wireless as a corporation and take us with it. We'll spend years working 80-hour weeks out of our cubicles, reeking of BO, sleeping between system builds and, when it fails, the rest of our shattered lives will be spent wandering the desert from headhunter to headhunter, begging for one last chance at a project with a rational budget and timetable, or at least one that doesn't violate basic tenets of space-time!