Capt. Roper:
Did you fire that shot?

Cabot Young:
Yep!

Capt. Roper:
In any other place than this, I'd thank you.

Cabot Young:
In any other place, you wouldn't get the chance!

Capt. Roper:
Keep the gun!

Cabot Young:
You must have missed!

Campbell:
Naw, we just killed the same one twice!

Campbell:
See what I mean?

Capt. Roper:
When you're in the grave, Beecher, it doesn't matter too much how you got there.

Lt. Beecher:
Well, I think it matters. I think it does.

Capt. Roper:
Write the War Department.