Marcus:
At least this is better than my last job, changing those aromatic urinal cakes.

Marcus:
My heart is bound to explode if I keep eating like this.

Marcus:
My chin is being swallowed up by the abyss once known as my neck

Marcus:
Am I going insane? I hope I'm just drunk!

Marcus:
I could go buy something at the store - those people *have* to talk to you.

Marcus:
I wish I could safely pull out my heart and massage it

Marcus:
This is kind of expensive, but it'll be worth it to go out on a date.

Marcus:
I should eat at home and save my money for call girls.

Marcus:
Can I feel those?