Dr. Vincent van Gore:
Now The only thing his daughter has to unwrap is her father's bodybag!

Todd Tjersland:
If only the students in America were this conscientious about maintaining their grade-point averages, we'd have an epidemic of mass suicides on our hands!

Dr. Vincent van Gore:
We know only one thing for certain. That death will come, and whether it's suddenly in a car crash, or slowly from a painful, lingering cancer, it will matter not, for we shall never escape. We will all die, sooner or later.