C. Thomas Howell:
Hey, don't you know who I am? I'm C. Thomas Howell! I was the black dude in "Soul Man"!

Dr. Liddledick:
When I snap my fingers, you're going to call me a cab and write me a check for $20, 000.

Far Out Man:
Hey, you're a cab.

Far Out Man:
How's the food?

Dr. Liddledick:
It's a little rubbery.

Rae Dawn:
This is Dr. "Little dick".

Dr. Liddledick:
Actually, it's pronounced "Lie-dill dick".

Far Out Man:
Little dick, huh? Well, at least you've got one.