The Old Man:
You girls a bunch of nudists or are you just short of clothes?

Billie:
I'm of legal age for whiskey, voting and loving. Now the next election is two years away, and my love life ain't getting much better, so how about some of that one-hundred-percent!

Gas Station Attendant:
Yes ma'am, what can I do for you today?

Varla:
Just your job, squirrel. Fill it up!

Tommy:
What's your point?

Varla:
It's of no return, and you've reached it!

The Old Man:
Women! They let 'em vote, smoke and drive - even put 'em in pants! And what happens? A Democrat for president!

Rosie:
Alright, you wash... now I'm gonna spin-a-dry you!

Billie:
You really should be AM and FM. You one-band broads are a drag!

Billie:
Oh, you're cute... like a velvet glove cast in iron.

Narrator:
Ladies and gentlemen - welcome to violence!

Varla:
I never try anything. I just do it. Wanna try me?

Varla:
You're all shook up, aren't you, baby?

Tommy:
I work on this baby the same way, trying to get maximum performance.