Catherine Freneau:
Look at their clothes.

Walter Eckland:
They're my clothes.

Catherine Freneau:
But they're filthy.

Walter Eckland:
No, they're dirty, I'm filthy.

Walter Eckland:
So far you're shared me out of my clothes, my food and my house. Now, how about sharing some of my things with me.

Catherine Freneau:
Do you have a boat?

Walter Eckland:
No. I walked.

Walter Eckland:
Frank. Kiss my foot Frank.

Anne:
You stepped on my foot.

Walter Eckland:
You put it under mine.

Walter Eckland:
Let me tell you I am not a father figure. I am not a brother figure or an uncle figure or a cousin figure. In fact, the only figure I intend being is a total stranger figure.

Catherine Freneau:
I have an infuriating lack of talent for doing simple things.

Walter Eckland:
You probably don't do them right, that's why.

Lieutenant Stebbings RAN:
Mother Goose is requesting a chaplain.

Commander Frank Houghton RAN:
A chaplain? Good heavens, he's killed her.

Lieutenant Stebbings RAN:
No, sir. They want to get married.

Commander Frank Houghton RAN:
Married? Goody Two-Shoes and the Filthy Beast?

Walter Eckland:
Lady, you are making a powerful enemy.

Lieutenant Stebbings RAN:
I say, where are you going with those?

Walter Eckland:
Do you know who I am?

Lieutenant Stebbings RAN:
Well, no.

Walter Eckland:
We'll let it go this time.

Elizabeth Anderson:
Mr. Eckland got Jenny to speak.

Walter Eckland:
I created a monster. A talking person.

Catherine Freneau:
Quick, get him something to drink.

Catherine Freneau:
JENNY!

Jenny:
What? I've done it before.

Walter Eckland:
No, you haven't.

Jenny:
Yes, I have.

Walter Eckland:
Shut up.

Walter Eckland:
All those miles of open sea and back again a man would need something to keep warm, now, wouldn't he?

Commander Frank Houghton RAN:
2 bottles.

Walter Eckland:
All of them, Frank.

Commander Frank Houghton RAN:
Three.

Walter Eckland:
All of them, Frank.

Commander Frank Houghton RAN:
Five.

Walter Eckland:
All of them, Frank.

Commander Frank Houghton RAN:
Got a pencil?

Commander Frank Houghton RAN:
There's a bit of paperwork to fill out, Walter. Who's the Maid of Honor?

Catherine Freneau:
Umm, Elizabeth Anderson.

Commander Frank Houghton RAN:
And the Best Man?

Walter Eckland:
Uh, Harry MacGregor.

Commander Frank Houghton RAN:
Harry?

Walter Eckland:
Just believe me.

Catherine Freneau:
How in English do you say "parachute"?

Walter Eckland:
Uh... Parachute.