Dominick DiNapoli:
Maybe I AM crazy. Is it crazy to hate yourself?

Dominick DiNapoli:
Get the honey, junior.

Sonny:
Did you ever suck the jelly out of a jelly doughnut and then fill it with chocolate swirl ice cream?

Antoinette:
You ate the "ony"!

Frankie:
You love bread, I don't love bread, I only LIKE bread!

Dominick DiNapoli:
Mrs. Goodman, would you be my chubby checker?

Dominick DiNapoli:
Lasagna for you, broiled chicken and kale for me, no bread.

Sonny:
How'd you like to stuff one of them in a doughnut!

Dominick DiNapoli:
Give me those keys or I'll cut you down to your balls!

Frankie:
Dom, what's happening to you? Don't you remember? "Da, da, da, da"?

Dominick DiNapoli:
"Da, da, da, da" your ass! Give me those keys!