Rikku:
Dr. P is in the house!

Paine:
Stop that!

Yuna:
Give me a Y!

Rikku:
Give me an R!

Paine:
Give me a break!

Rikku:
I'm gonna kick you in the spleen!

Paine:
"Spleen"?

Rikku:
Duck soup!

Paine:
Duck what?

Leblanc:
Want in on this number? Then show me your moves!

Paine:
Think you can keep up?

Brother:
What's your status?

Rikku:
Disasterrific!

Rikku:
Umm... I think we need a password?

Paine:
How 'bout: "kick... its... ass"?

Yuna:
This is getting old.

Shinra:
I know everything.

Tidus:
You know, you've changed.

Yuna:
Well, you missed a few things.

Tidus:
I wanna hear everything!

Yuna:
Well... It all began when I saw this sphere of you.

Shinra:
I'm just a kid!

Paine:
All yours, Yuna.

Yuna:
Where are YOU going?

Paine:
Easy.

Yuna:
You think so?

Rikku:
Less talk! More fight!

Yuna:
You're going down!

Paine:
That's the spirit!

Paine:
Smoking's bad for you.

Paine:
Come get some!

Yuna:
Paine gets all the good lines.

Paine:
You're a pain. Minus four respect points, Rikku.

Rikku:
Uh-oh, how many points left?

Paine:
Forty-seven.

Rikku:
That's not a whole lot, is it?

Rikku:
And now for some Rikku-brand white magic goodness.

Rikku:
So, I chop things up and we win? I definitely think I can handle that.

Rikku:
Get outta here kid. Ya bother me.

Paine:
I think I'll take a break.

Rikku:
WHAT?

Yuna:
Hey. We need you.

Rikku:
Oh, poopie.

Paine:
She got us.

Yuna:
Oh, poopie!

Rikku:
Yuna! Don't talk like that!

Yuna:
I'm just copying you!

Paine:
That's nice. And?

Yuna:
We're gonna take it back! No one messes with us!

Rikku:
Okay, he's creeping me out.

Yuna:
Seriously.

Paine:
You're no challenge. Just target practice.

Yuna:
A power too great to be bridled can only be set free.

Paine:
Sorry we had to win.

Rikku:
I'm not.

Rikku:
Once I get a mike in my hand, it's all over.

Rikku:
WHO'S your Rikku.

Paine:
I'll heal you if I have to, but don't get careless.

Rikku:
You're not getting away.

Paine:
Confident, huh?

Yuna:
As I bear the darkness into battle, my suffering becomes my strength.

Rikku:
This armor isn't just for SHOW you know.

Rikku:
Activate Super-Duper-Mecha-Ultra-Assault Mode.

Rikku:
Shouldn't you be running scared by now?

Paine:
Bring it, punk!

Ormi:
Boss, let's get the heck outta here!

Leblanc:
You want to get the heel?

Logos:
You can "heel" us when we get home!

Yuna:
(to Nooj) I don't like your plan. It sucks.

Shuyin:
Share my despair!

Paine:
Want me to hit him?

Rikku:
That'd be great

Brother:
This is Brother! How's it going?

Rikku:
Be quiet! This is a covert operation. Over and out.

Brother:
Rikku! How dare you speak to your leader like that!

Rikku:
Ooh! Shut up, already!

Wakka:
Hey! Get a room, you two!

Wakka:
Whassup?

Tidus:
Who asked you to watch, Wakka?

Clasko:
Oh, no! I can't raise anything without a chocobo!

Paine:
You've got your work cut out for you.

Paine:
Keep this up and someone will beat us to it.

Paine:
The hardest person to know is one's self.

Shinra:
Hero. Summoner. Doormat.

Gippal:
Okay, let's do some interviews. BRING IT!