Maj. Gen. Joe Barrett:
I did not come here because I was better or smarter than General Dawson. I'm here because I was a dogface once, and I'm supposed to have a better understanding of the men. I'm also a dropkick, so you might have a problem with the way I talk - but I guarantee you, you won't have a problem understanding me. Now I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG AROUND HERE, BUT THERE'S AN ODOR OF DECAYING MORALE THAT I CAN SMELL A MILE AWAY! Men who FEEL licked are gonna GET licked!

Cook:
Let's go! Let's go! I ain't got all day! Come on, stupid, come on!

Cook:
Oh, I'm sorry, sir, I didn't recognize you... Hey, quick! Get something special for the general!

Maj. Gen. Joe Barrett:
I want some of that.

Maj. Gen. Joe Barrett:
I wouldn't feed this to a starving buzzard.

Maj. Gen. Joe Barrett:
Call HQ and have some hot chow sent up here right away.

Capt. Tony Sanchez:
Yes, sir.

Maj. Gen. Joe Barrett:
So hey, what's this about you being a G-2?

Col. Douglas Graham:
Well, when you're too old for command, and too young to retire, and too stupid to do anything else, there's only one place for you in this man's Army - Intelligence!