You're in high school now, and I expect you to act like it.
Then don't dress me in these dorky clothes.
You're not dressed in dorky clothes, you're in nice clothes. You look very handsome. You should consider yourself lucky.
I should consider myself dorky.
You know what's gonna happen if I let you go? Morton is gonna call me in. Then he's going to chew my butt off. I'll be sitting there and my butt's gonna get smaller and smaller and by the time I get up, my back is going to be on my thighs. Because I won't have no butt. You wouldn't want that to happen to me, would you? Of course you wouldn't.