Stanley:
If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right in the nose! And I'm just the feller that can do it!

Oliver:
Now, you're right up our alley! We have a number here which I think is one of Stanley's tenderest thoughts. Now, just listen to this: "A merry Christmas, husband/ Happy New Year's nigh!/ I wish you Easter greetings/ Hooray for the Fourth of July!" Now, we call that our "four-in-one" card.

Stanley:
Yes, Ma'am. You can use it all the year 'round.

Mrs. Pierre Gustave:
No, thanks. I'm still not interested.