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Ernie: Like my Daddy always said, "If you can't get out of it, get into it."
Logan: I thought your daddy used to say, "If you can't fix it, fuck it."
Ernie: He said that, too.
Bobby: You're the only man I know who can screw up his own wet dream.
Bobby: Which one do you want?
Ernie: The mean one.
Bobby: You're a sick man.
Ernie: You bet!