Randy S. Drayer:
What can a newcomer do in a town like this?

Simon Thomas:
Uh... what do you like?

Randy S. Drayer:
Well, I like hardcore porn.

Simon Thomas:
Really? So do I!

Randy S. Drayer:
I was kidding.

Simon Thomas:
Oh, I was... also... kidding.

Monica Frasier:
Fuck you! Fuck you and the whore you rode in on, you incestuous sideways fuck!