Four Dead Batteries 
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Nick: I love blondes.
Patrick: Your wife's a blonde.
Nick: My wife is a blonde.
Patrick: Is she blonde down there, too?
Liz: I can't go through with this. I can't go through with the engagement, I'm not in love with you. I meant to tell you when you proposed, but the ring was so beautiful.
Patrick: Beatrice, you're ugly but you intrigue me.
Malena: I should go. You probably have things to do.
Hennessy: No. I don't do things.
Harold: Thou shall not commit adultery.
Patrick: What is that, the fifth commandment?
Patrick: Are there seven?
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