Alex Furlong:
Give it up, Vacendak. You couldn't catch a cold. You couldn't catch the clap in a whorehouse!

Michelette:
How would you feel if you'd been dead a day and a half and someone brought your more bad news?

Victor Vacendak:
you drink any of that, I'll be out of a job

Hungry Diner:
If you keep looking at me, you'll see me kill you.

Alex Furlong:
What... no applause?

Victor Vacendak:
Show's not over yet.

Alex Furlong:
How'm I doin'?

Victor Vacendak:
Not bad.

Victor Vacendak:
Box him in and run him down, but be gentle... I want him WITHOUT A SCRATCH.

Victor Vacendak:
Get the meat.