Shelly:
Is that all you're gonna do this weekend? Smoke dope?

Chuck:
How come you never scream when we have sex?

Chili:
Give me something to scream about.

Ali:
You son of a bitch! Come back here you bastards! You ain't getting away with this, God dammit!

Andy:
God dammit, Shelly, why do you always have to be such an asshole?

Shelly:
Sorry, and I'm not an asshole, I'm an actor.

Andy:
Same thing.

Vera Sanchez:
Who are you?

Vera Sanchez:
Hey cut that out, that's not funny!

Andy:
So how do we do it

Debbie:
Well first we take our clothes off, then you get on top of me or I can get on top of you

Andy:
I know how to do it, but I mean... How do we do it... in a hammock

Debbie:
I guess we can figure something out...