Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

Deputy Rick:
Megan, don't clown around.

Megan:
I'm not the one with the funny red nose.

Tommy:
The only way to kill Jason is to send him back to his original resting place where he drowned in 1957.

Megan:
Lake Forest Green.

Tommy:
Crystal Lake.

Tyen:
You know what I think? I think we're dead meat.

Tyen:
REAL dead meat.

Billy:
So, what were you gonna be when you grew up?

Allen Hawes:
You just have to see that Jason's dead, right? Seeing his corpse ain't gonna stop your hallucinations!

Tommy:
Seeing it won't, but destroying it will. Jason belongs in Hell - and I'm gonna see to it that he gets there.

Tommy:
I went to go cremate Jason but I f***ed up!

Deputy Rick:
You got that right.

Lizabeth:
I've seen enough horror movies to know any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.

Tommy:
Don't shoot, please!

Sheriff Garris:
You in show business, kid? You sure know how to make an entrance.

Tommy:
Listen, Jason is alive! He killed my friend...

Sheriff Garris:
You better slow down, kid. You already almost got your head blown off.

Tommy:
Will you listen, dammit?

Sheriff Garris:
Don't piss me off or I really will repaint this office with your brains!

Martin:
The bastards couldn't even stick him back in right. Why'd they have to go and dig up Jason?

Martin:
Some folks sure got a strange idea of entertainment.

Tommy:
You have me where you want me. There's no reason...

Sheriff Garris:
If I had you where I wanted you, they'd be pumping your ass full of formaldehyde.

Deputy Rick:
This kid really wants us to believe his story.

Sheriff Garris:
That's not what worries me. It's how far he'll go to actually prove it.

Sheriff Garris:
F***ing-A! What did I tell you? Hit the noise and the cherries.

Tommy:
Jason's not in his grave! Hawes is. Dig it up! You gotta dig it up! You gotta dig it up!

Martin:
Dig him up? Does he think I'm a fart-head?

Sheriff Garris:
That, what we call it in the books, is screwing the pooch! Iron this punk!

Darren:
We're going to scare him.

Lizabeth:
We're going to scare him?

Darren:
That's right just drive towards him. He'll move. Nobody wants to die.

Lizabeth:
Well, that's a freakin' fact. Least of all us.

Officer Pappas:
Hey, hey, what are you doing running around out here? Now you go on back to bed.

Little girl:
No! No, no, there's a scary man!

Officer Pappas:
Aww, what scary man?