Stars: Don Knotts, Joan Staley, Liam Redmond, Dick Sargent, Skip Homeier
Genre: Comedy, Family, Mystery
Runtime: 90 minutes
Remember watching this silly little comedy from your childhood? It may not have aged all that well, but is still goofy, good fun. Okay, so you can spot the stunt double, and Don Knotts's twitches are a little more obvious. Still, fans of his familiar routines will be comforted in knowing they can again watch their skinny underdog hero solve the ghost story while winning the prettiest girl in town. Knotts plays a trembling typesetter hoping to become a reporter by cracking the mystery of the local haunted house. To do so, he must spend a night there. Good-hearted, non-threatening, and completely gooey, this is the equivalent of light-weight cinematic junk food. -- Rochelle O'Gorman
It's Calver Weems! He's DEAD! He's been MURDERED!
Well don't panic! DON'T PANIC!
Oh Luther! Luther! It was terrible! He was walking along the streen when: BANG! Right on the head!
Well did you see who did it?
No, it was just: BANG! Right on the head! With that!
Well I'll just get a picture of it. Lets see... f32... and it's dark, it's been rainin'... and uh... Oh for heaven's sake STAND BACK Suzanna! Stand back! Get out of the way! And for heaven's sake don't TOUCH anything! This is all EVIDENCE!
He was just walking down the street when: BANG! Right on the head!
All right, I'll get a picture of the murder weapon...
BANG! Right on the head! I was just getting ready to brush my teeh and watch Lawrence Welk, then I looked out the window and: BANG...
For heaven's sake Suzanna pull yourself together! I'm goin down to the Police Station! Now you get on the phone and call my editor!
George Beckett! tell him to get down to the police station as soon as possible! And for heaven's sakes, whatever you do, KEEP your HEAD!
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