Ghost and Mr. Chicken

Ghost and Mr. Chicken

Remember watching this silly little comedy from your childhood? It may not have aged all that well, but is still goofy, good fun. Okay, so you can spot the stunt double, and Don Knotts's twitches are a little more obvious. Still, fans of his familiar routines will be comforted in knowing they can again watch their skinny underdog hero solve the ghost story while winning the prettiest girl in town. Knotts plays a trembling typesetter hoping to become a reporter by cracking the mystery of the local haunted house. To do so, he must spend a night there. Good-hearted, non-threatening, and completely gooey, this is the equivalent of light-weight cinematic junk food. -- Rochelle O'Gorman

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Unrated
Year:
1966
90
2,514 Views

Kelsey:
You know why you thought you saw a murder out there, Luther? 'Cause that's a murder house.

Luther Heggs:
That's right, karate... made my whole body a weapon.

Milo Maxwell:
Oh, I-I-I-I'm so sorry that I'm late, but we had a seance at the house last night and it ran on until all hours.

Luther Heggs:
Calm? Do "murder" and "calm" go together? Calm and murder? Murder?

Halcyon Maxwell:
You don't seem to realize the cosmic importance of this.

Luther Heggs:
It was terrible. It was just terrible. I'll never get over it as long as I live.

Luther Heggs:
Oh, don't panic. Don't panic.

Suzanna Blush:
It's Calver Weems! He's DEAD! He's been MURDERED!

Luther Heggs:
Well don't panic! DON'T PANIC!

Suzanna Blush:
Oh Luther! Luther! It was terrible! He was walking along the streen when: BANG! Right on the head!

Suzanna Blush:
With that!

Luther Heggs:
Well did you see who did it?

Suzanna Blush:
No, it was just: BANG! Right on the head! With that!

Luther Heggs:
Well I'll just get a picture of it. Lets see... f32... and it's dark, it's been rainin'... and uh... Oh for heaven's sake STAND BACK Suzanna! Stand back! Get out of the way! And for heaven's sake don't TOUCH anything! This is all EVIDENCE!

Suzanna Blush:
He was just walking down the street when: BANG! Right on the head!

Luther Heggs:
All right, I'll get a picture of the murder weapon...

Suzanna Blush:
BANG! Right on the head! I was just getting ready to brush my teeh and watch Lawrence Welk, then I looked out the window and: BANG...

Luther Heggs:
For heaven's sake Suzanna pull yourself together! I'm goin down to the Police Station! Now you get on the phone and call my editor!

Suzanna Blush:
WHO?

Luther Heggs:
George Beckett! tell him to get down to the police station as soon as possible! And for heaven's sakes, whatever you do, KEEP your HEAD!

Halcyon Maxwell:
Why Milo, you didn't finish your tapioca. No wonder you have a nervous stomach.

Man in audience:
Atta boy, Luther!

Attaboy Luther!

Why don’t you run up an alley and hollar fish!

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