Bill Reimers:
Come back here!

Chris Lecce:
Oh stick 'em Archie. Eat the cat!

Chris Lecce:
If this assignment gets blown, I want to go on record right now, that this is the most stupid, dimwitted, idiotic, moronic piece of putrefied garbage that I have ever in my entire professional career, ever had the displeasure of being involved with.

Gina Garrett:
Cover me! I'm taking a bath.

Bill Reimers:
I don't think you understand the relationship a man has with his facial hair.

Captain Coldshank:
Your cover is you're renting the judge's house for a month of vacation.

Chris Lecce:
As what?... friends or lovers?

Gina Garrett:
So when are we inviting them over for drinks?

Chris Lecce:
Uh, Bill.

Bill Reimers:
Yes, Chris?

Chris Lecce:
Did I just hear you ask me to invite the neighbors over for drinks? The very people we are here to stake out?

Bill Reimers:
Why, no Chris, I'd never think of such a thing.

Chris Lecce:
Good to know Bill!

Detective Bill Reimers:
I've had this moustache for three years. How long have you had yours?

Detective Chris Lecce:
I usually wait about three days before introducing myself to the people I'm staking out!

Detective Chris Lecce:
Here is my badge, here is my gun, and here is me, *leaving*!