Evie:
Coco, I've had more children pulled out of me than a burning orphanage!

Coco:
Happy people always make such a racket.

Evie:
What's wrong? Did my glass eye roll back?

Evie:
It's like stealing money for free!

Coco:
It *is* stealing money!

Evie:
Stevie, shield mommy!

Coco:
You raped me!

Dr. Benson:
Yeah... I'm sorry about that.

Coco:
Hello, I'm a rape victim here!

Michael:
You know, it's always been my dream to sleep with a big movie star.

Evie:
Well, tonight may be the night your dream comes true.

Michael:
Why, who's coming?

Varla:
Your my sister!

Coco:
Your career was on hold ever since you killed that family of four!

Evie:
It was a family of six, I only killed four! I mean, who has a picnic is their backyard anyway?

Coco:
It doesn't make sense. There's no connection. And I cry for no reason and blame myself, and I've been slowly cutting off my toe with a nail file and I have no idea why!

Stevie:
What have you ever done for me?

Evie:
Carried you to term for starters. Coco would have had you sucked out for a phone number.

Evie:
It's huge!