Thomas:
No, I've fucked your mom like eight dozen times in the past week. She hardly charges.

George:
She doesn't?

George:
You're a fucking asshole.

Abraham:
Those cows have guns!

Thomas:
Let's talk about squirrels instead. That's a nice and incorruptible topic. Let's talk about why the fuck they exist and what their purpose on this planet is. Maybe they just exist to eat nuts, but that can't be right because that's what girls are here for.