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GoldenEye Quotes (1995)
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Famous GoldenEye Quotations
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The 18th James Bond adventure was a runaway box-office success when released in 1995, thanks to the arrival of Pierce Brosnan as the fifth actor (following the departure of Timothy Dalton) to play the suave, danger-loving Agent 007. This James Bond is a bit more vulnerable and psychologically complex--and just a shade more politically correct--but he's still a formally attired playboy at heart, with a lovely Russian beauty (Izabella Scorupco) as his sexy ally against a cadre of renegade Russians bent on--what else?--global domination. There's also a seductive villainous with the suggestive name of Xenia Onatopp (Famke Janssen), and the great actress Judi Dench makes her first appearance as Bond's superior, M, who wisecracks about 007's "dinosaur" status as a globetrotting sexist. All in all, this action-packed Bond adventure provided a much-needed boost the long-running movie series, revitalizing the 007 franchise for the turn of the millennium. --Jeff Shannon
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- Alec Trevelyan: Bond is alive?
General Ourumov: He escaped.
Alec Trevelyan: Good for Bond. Bad for you. »
- Alec Trevelyan: For England, James?
James Bond: No. For me. »
- Alec Trevelyan: Hello, James, what an unpleasant surprise.
James Bond: We aim to please. »
- Alec Trevelyan: I might as well ask if all those vodka martinis silence the screams of all the men you've killed... or if you've found forgiveness in the arms of all those willing women for the dead ones you failed to protect? »
- Alec Trevelyan: I set the timers for six minutes. The same six minutes that you gave me. It's the least I could do for a friend.
Natalya Simonova: What does that mean?
James Bond: We have three minutes. »
- Alec Trevelyan: Lovely girl. Tastes like strawberries.
James Bond: I wouldn't know.
Alec Trevelyan: I would. »
- Alec Trevelyan: Oh, please, James, put it away. It's insulting to think I haven't anticipated your every move. »
- Alec Trevelyan: See you in hell, James. »
- Alec Trevelyan: So, we're back to where we started, James. The friend or the mission? »
- Alec Trevelyan: What's the matter, James? No glib remark? No pithy comeback? »
- Alec Trevelyan: What's true is that in 48 hours, you and I will have more money than God. And Mr Bond here will have a small memorial service with only Moneypenny and a few tearful restaurateurs in attendance. »
- Alec Trevelyan: Why can't you just be a good boy and die?
James Bond: You first.
James Bond: You, second. »
- Alec Trevelyan: You know, James... I was always better. »
- Alec Trevelyan: You're late, 007.
James Bond: I had to stop in the bathroom.
Alec Trevelyan: Ready to save the world again?
James Bond: After you, 006. »
- Anna: He wouldn't know a woman if one came up and sat on his head. »
- Bill Tanner: Seems your hunch was right, 007. It's too bad the Evil Queen of Numbers won't let you play it...
M: You were saying?
Bill Tanner: No, I was just...
M: Good, because if I want sarcasm, Mr Tanner, I'll talk to my children thank you very much. »
- Boris Grishenko: I am invincible! »
- Caroline: I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but...
Caroline: Who's that?
James Bond: The next girl. »
- Caroline: I know what you're doing. You're just trying to show off the size of your, err...
James Bond: Engine?
Caroline: Ego. »
- Caroline: James, I want you to stop this car!
James Bond: Really?
Caroline: Stop this car at once! »
- Caroline: James, is it really necessary to drive quite so fast?
James Bond: More often than you'd think. »
- Dimitri Mishkin: I am Dmitri Mishkin, Russian Minister Of Defense. So, how shall we execute you today, Mr. Bond?
James Bond: What, no small talk? No chit-chat? You know, that's the problem these days. No one bothers to take the time to give a really sinister interrogation. It's a lost art. »
- General Ourumov: Throw down your weapons and come out with your hands above your head.
James Bond: How original. »
- General Ourumov: Use the bumper! That's what it's for! »
- Helicopter pilot: I think I've gone to heaven.
Xenia Onatopp: Not yet. »
- Jack Wade: Are you sure you want to do this? The last guy who dropped in uninvited went home air freight, in very small boxes.
James Bond: Make sure they send me home first class. »
- Jack Wade: Ex-KGB type. Tough mother. Big guy with a limp. Name's Zukovsky.
James Bond: Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky?
Jack Wade: Yeah, you know him?
James Bond: I gave him the limp. »
- Jack Wade: Jack Wade, CIA.
James Bond: James Bond, stiff-assed Brit... »
- Jack Wade: Let me guess this straight Jimmy - you shot him in the leg, you stole his car, you took his girl. And now you want Valentin Zukovsky to set you up with Janus?
James Bond: Yes
Jack Wade: Well what are you going to do, appeal to his heart?
James Bond: No, his wallet.
Jack Wade: Now that might work. »
- Jack Wade: Maybe you two would like to finish debriefing each other at Guantanamo, hmm?
James Bond: You ready?
Natalya Simonova: I'm not going on a helicopter with you. No plane. No train. Nothing that moves.
James Bond: Darling, what could possibly go wrong, eh? »
- James Bond: Are these pictures live?
M: Unlike the Americans, we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN. »
- James Bond: Beg your pardon, forgot to knock. »
- James Bond: Don't touch any of the buttons in that car.
Jack Wade: I'm just gonna go bombing around in it.
James Bond: Exactly. »
- James Bond: Governments change... the lies stay the same. »
- James Bond: I must say, I've had a lovely evening.
Xenia Onatopp: Well, once again the pleasure was all yours. »
- James Bond: I trusted you, Alec.
Alec Trevelyan: Trust? What a quaint idea. »
- James Bond: I'm alone.
Alec Trevelyan: Aren't we all? »
- James Bond: In London, April's a spring month.
Jack Wade: Oh yeah? And what are you, the weatherman? I mean, for crying out loud... another stiff ass Brit, with your secret codes and your passwords. One of these days you guys are gonna learn to just drop it. »
- James Bond: It appears we share the same passions: three, anyway.
Xenia Onatopp: I count two: motoring and, uh, baccarat. I hope the third is where your real talent lies.
James Bond: One rises to meet a challenge. »
- James Bond: It was too easy.
Alec Trevelyan: Half of everything is luck.
James Bond: And the other half?
Alec Trevelyan: Fate. »
- James Bond: Morning Q. Sorry about the leg. Skiing?
Q: Hunting! »
- James Bond: Never seen you after hours, Moneypenny... stunning. Where were you, out on assignment? Dressing to kill?
Miss Moneypenny: I know you'll find this crushing, 007, but I don't sit at home waiting for an international incident so I can come down here all dressed up just to impress James Bond. If you must know I was out on a date with a gentlemen. We went to the theater together.
James Bond: Moneypenny, I'm devastated. »
- James Bond: Ourumov. How long have you known this Cossack?
General Ourumov: What?
James Bond: Didn't you know? He's a Lienz Cossack.
Alec Trevelyan: It's in the past.
James Bond: He'll betray you!
General Ourumov: Is that true?
Alec Trevelyan: What's true is that in 24 hours you and I will have more money than God. And Bond here will have a small memorial service with only Moneypenny and a few heartbroken restaurateurs. »
- James Bond: She always did enjoy a good squeeze. »
- James Bond: That's close enough.
Xenia Onatopp: Not for what I have in mind. »
- James Bond: Why?
Alec Trevelyan: Hilarious question, particularly from you. Did you ever ask why? Why we toppled all those dictators, undermined all those regimes, only to come home: "Well done, good job, but sorry, old boy, everything you risked your life and limb for has changed."
James Bond: It was the job we were chosen for.
Alec Trevelyan: Of course you'd say that, James Bond, her majesty's loyal terrier, defender of the so-called faith. »
- M: If you don't think I have the balls to send a man out to die, your instincts are dead wrong. »
- M: You don't like me, Bond. You don't like my methods. You think I'm an accountant, a bean counter who's more interested in my numbers than your instincts.
James Bond: The thought had crossed me.
M: Good, because I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur. A relic of the Cold War, who's boyish charms, though wasted on me, obviously appealed to the young lady I sent out to evaluate you.
James Bond: Point taken. »
- Miss Moneypenny: You know, this kind of behaviour could qualify as sexual harassment.
James Bond: And what's the penalty for that?
Miss Moneypenny: Some day, you'll have to make good on your innuendos. »
- Natalya Simonova: How can you be so cold?
James Bond: It's what keeps me alive.
Natalya Simonova: No. It's what keeps you alone. »
- Natalya Simonova: This is not one of your games, Boris. Real people will die, you pathetic little worm! »
- Natalya Simonova: What is it with you and moving vehicles? »
- Natalya Simonova: Who are you?
James Bond: I work for the British Government. The more you tell me the more I can help you. »
- Natalya Simonova: You destroy every vehicle you get into?
James Bond: Standard operating procedure. Boys with toys. »
- Q: And this, I'm particularly proud of - behind the headlights, stinger missiles!
James Bond: Excellent, just the thing for unwinding after a rough day at the office.
Q: Need I remind you, 007, that you have a license to kill, not to break traffic laws. »
- Q: Don't say it...
James Bond: The writing is on the wall.
Q: Along with the rest of him. »
- Q: Don't touch that!
Q: That's my lunch! »
- Q: Now, a typical leather belt...
Q: Are you finished?
James Bond: Yes.
Q: A typical leather belt... »
- Q: This is a Class 4 grenade. Three clicks arms the 4 second fuse, another three disarms it.
James Bond: How long did you say the fuse was?
Q: Oh grow up, 007.
James Bond: They always said the pen was mightier than the sword.
Q: Thanks to me they were right! »
- Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky: He wants to ask ME for a favor! My knee aches every single day! Twice as bad when it is cold. Do you have any idea how long the winter lasts in this country? Tell him, Dmitri.
Bodyguard: Well, it depends...
Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky: SILENCE! »
- Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky: James Bond. Charming, sophisticated secret agent. "Shaken, but not stirred."
James Bond: I see you haven't lost your delicate sense of humour, Valentin.
James Bond: Or your need for an audience. Tell me, who's strangling the cat?
Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky: Strangling a cat?
Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky: That is Irina, my mistress.
James Bond: Very talented girl.
Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky: Irina, take a hike! »
- Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky: So Mr Bond, what brings you to my neighborhood? Still working for MI6, or have you decided to join the 21st century? I hear the new M is a lady! »
- Xenia Onatopp: Enjoy it while it lasts.
James Bond: Those are the words I live by. »
- Xenia Onatopp: Thank you, Mister...
James Bond: Bond, James Bond. »
- Xenia Onatopp: This time, Mr. Bond, the pleasure will be all mine!
James Bond: No, no, no. No more foreplay. »
- Xenia Onatopp: You don't need the gun.
James Bond: Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex. »
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