Namon Ami:
It seems you have a wonderful, loving family.

Granny:
Ha! The last time I felt anything like love from this family it turned out to be gas.

Albert:
I would never tear down this house! I have such fond memories of growing up here.

Junior:
Really dad, like what?

Albert:
Like, uh, well, the time I... well, they've escaped me at the moment.

David:
Where are your parents?

Junior:
Who knows, probably somewhere bumping uglies.

David:
You drive a hard bargain.

Antoinette:
Well, I'm not my father's daughter for nothing.