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Dustin: Bow wow, you keep barkin' at me and your gunna get a one way walk into the woods.
Matt: Greetings from the interior.
Matt: Greetings from the interior...
Sweet Lou: I think I can taste that one...
Matt: That wasn't me.
Bell Clerk: Sorry, that was me. Whoo! Can I have my underwear back?
Dustin: You know what, I remember Matt listening to your crap, and look where that got him. The guy is a complete stain.
Eric: That's where Matt deceives you.
Dustin: I don't think Matt deceives me.
Eric: Because in actuallity he really know's which end is up.
Dustin: I dropped something and I'm looking for it.
Dustin: Didn't your mom ever tell you not to talk to strangers?
Dustin: I guess she didn't say anything about puking on them.
Dustin: So to recap, um, we smell like turds, we have no car, no Jimmy Wilson, and I'm broke. I guess you could call me stupid.
Matt: Hey Stupid.
Dustin: Wake up, and smell the desperation.
Matt: I'm in a dry spell.
Dustin: To be in a dry spell you have had to be in a wet spell.
Matt: I've had sex.
Dustin: With a human being?
Matt: Who's making up all these rules?
Sweet Lou: Wham, bam, steal the van.
Sweet Lou: Sweet Lou cleans no man's poop.
Dustin: Okay, you know what? I just got peed on.
Matt: You know what? I just got violated by a lizard, man!
Matt: Actually, that felt pretty good.
Dustin: Hold on, I'm gonna go get you another glass of bitch.
Eric: Could you just tell Jimmy we dropped by?
Tour Manager: You know... I could. But I just don't want to and, um, there doesn't seem to be much of a way around so maybe you can just go away. Go on.
Matt: Chilli, chilli, chilli, chilli.