Ted:
Being scared is part of the job.

Ted:
If you wanna sail big ships, you gotta go where the water's deep.

Mickey:
Love me, please, love me!

Mickey:
He lied to me! Jeff promised that he'd always be with me!

Mickey:
Let me tell you one thing, mister. I am one fine stripper, real kinky. You know what I mean? You betcha!

Mickey:
No more G-strings. No more smoky rooms, and potheads, and hookers, and those old terrible men, and the tassels.