Half-Wits Holiday 
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Moe: We are members of the Morons' Union, local 6 and 7/8!
Prof. Quackenbush: How would you like to earn $1000 dollars?
Moe: Who do we have to murder?
Prof. Quackenbush: It's nothing like that. All you need to do is let me make gentlemen out of you.
Curly: Oh please no! There hasn't been a gentleman in our family for 50 generations!
Moe: Quit bragging.
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