Moe:
We are members of the Morons' Union, local 6 and 7/8!

Prof. Quackenbush:
How would you like to earn $1000 dollars?

Moe:
Who do we have to murder?

Prof. Quackenbush:
It's nothing like that. All you need to do is let me make gentlemen out of you.

Curly:
Oh please no! There hasn't been a gentleman in our family for 50 generations!

Moe:
Quit bragging.