Halloweentown

Aggie Cromwell:
Being normal is vastly overrated.

Marnie Cromwell:
I'm getting that deja veiw feeling again!

Dylan Cromwell:
You knew I was going to put on my shoe?

Marnie Cromwell:
No!

Aggie Cromwell:
Leftovers.

Aggie Cromwell:
You should know better!

Sophie 'Soapy' Cromwell:
I wanna help you fight the bad thing!

Aggie Cromwell:
Bubble, bubble, toil, and truble.

Marnie:
[sorting through the presents Aggie brought them] Hieroglyphics!

Gwen:
[to Aggie] Mother!

Marnie:
You know, these look like the ones from the Egyptian book of the dead!

Gwen:
I'm just trying to protect you.

Marnie:
Yeah, you're protecting us from being anything but a bunch of vegetables. [sits down] Hey look! I'm a potato, are you happy now? Maybe I'll put down some roots in the carpet [mockingly] Oh no Marie, it's too dangerous! There're things about vegetables that YOU don't understand.

Gwen:
You are not a witch.

Marnie:
Oh, yes, I am, no thanks to you. You were going to let my powers go away forever.

Dylan:
Why can't you find a more normal holiday to get hung up on? Like... Arbor Day! Trees are important too, you know.

Marnie:
[rolls her eyes] Halloween is cool, nature boy, it's ancient, it's strange, and, besides, Mom and Dad met on Halloween.

Dylan:
Shhh! What're you doing? You know talking about Dad always bugs Mom out.

Marnie:
A pentagram. Lon Chaney had one of these on his hand when he was bit by that werewolf.

Aggie:
I've always said that the movies could teach us so much.

Luke:
Maybe we could go out for an ice cream. I know my way around town. I'm kinda like the big cheese here.

Marnie:
I was hungry, but then I smelled something stinky... it must have been the Big Cheese!

Gwen:
You can't go out tonight.

Marnie:
Why?

Gwen:
I have my reasons and I will explain them to you when you're taller.

Marnie:
Mom, you've been saying that for like my whole life. It's just one night, what's the big deal?

Dylan:
Why are you so obsessed with Halloween? I mean, it's just like Mom says: It gives little kids dumb ideas about there being magic. Like that helps them prepare for life. Personally, give me a good nature documentary any day.

Marnie:
[sarcastically] Halloween is cool, nature boy. I mean, it's exciting, strange and ancient. Plus, Mom and Dad met on Halloween.

Dylan:
Shh! What are you trying to do? You know how talking about Dad always bums Mom out, I mean, why can't you pick some other holiday to get hung up on, like Arbor Day? Trees are important too, you know.